Style: 2D painterly animation, warm golden desert light, soft blue sky, blurred red rock monolith, dust motes drifting through sunbeams, shallow depth of field.
Characters: a small girl with very long black hair, red ear ornaments, white tunic, tiny bird on her shoulder, face-to-face with a huge weathered white robot with one glowing blue eye lens, red patch on its head, black cable dreadlocks.
0-3s: Crash zoom from wide shot into the girl's furious face, slight dutch angle. She screams, fast and sharp: "You paid HOW MUCH for Seedance 2.5?!"
3-6s: Whip pan to the robot. Low-angle hero shot that instantly undercuts itself — the giant robot shrinks back, servos squeaking, hands raised. Girl off-screen: "It's not even OUT yet!"
6-10s: Slow lateral dolly right, profile two-shot, the girl silhouetted against golden light as she stands and paces. Robot, sheepish, slow: "The website had a countdown timer..."
10-14s: Rack focus from the robot's dimming blue eye in the foreground to the girl dragging her hand down her face in the background. Robot, quieter: "...and an official badge." The bird shakes its head.
Audio: desert wind, servo creaks, a low comedic bass drone on the crash zoom.